tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

mexicanaqueen:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

jadethemerman:

Y’all ain’t shit but I’m screaming

jadethemerman:

Y’all ain’t shit but I’m screaming

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it.

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