hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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foxnewsofficial:

why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus

tanpom:

if i have to text you first every single time then we aint gonna text ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

aw that sucks :(
me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

unclefather:

bunnyfood:

Chickens need hugs too.

Fuck chickens because one time i watched a chicken eat a hard boiled egg with the shell on it and that’s cannibalism 

seethr0ughthelies:

Actual current fashion

seethr0ughthelies:

Actual current fashion

teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

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pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

jamehcook:

grapes with seeds can go to hell

babedwire:

when ur crush has a shitty opinion

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